Mr. Air Raid

It is estimated that in 87% of Dachshunds the security-oriented portion of the Dachshund brain is hyperactive, causing such threatening delusions as air raid sirens and bears.

Mr. iSpy

From this clever vantage, our friend the Dachshund need only swivel his pop-eyed peeker to keep tight watch over this room, while relaxing in his favorite lazy position.

Mr. New Calling

So, it seems that Bug has decided it's time to move on. His mother and I awoke to find his little cage door ajar... and no Bug in sight. Before celebrating, we checked his recent email messages and we may have stumbled across a few clues.

From what we've pieced together we believe that he's been accepted to some sort of baby Dachshund training camp. We're not sure where it is or really what's going on at this point. We'll keep you updated.

We'll carry Bug in our memories. We miss you Bug. Please come home.

Mr. Inventor

After great "success" at his, ahem, previous job, Bug has moved onward and upward to the frontier of technological innovation. Today he demonstrates his latest invention:



The Baby Dachshund Paw Warmer.*



Mmmmm, warm Dachshund...

*Compatible with both Dachshund and Baby Dachshund paws.

Mr. Unmarketable

We visited Philidelphia; we perused the farmer's market; we tried to pawn our Dachshund; nobody wanted him. We'll keep him for now.

Mr. Brunch

Even tiny Dachshunds need brunch. Unfortunately tiny Dachshunds often go overlooked.

Mr. Beastly Brontosaurus

Again, the likeness lizardy and down-right dinosaur.

Mr. Ambush

Please excuse the flash. Night footage. I've got to warn all of you outside NYC and all of those who might venture outside of NYC like I did. I'll get right down to it: if you cross paths with a patch of bushes, be wary. Don't assume you know what sort of nest might be inside.



And for goodness sake, keep your hands outa there!

Mr. Björn Identity

More hard work in Bug's office...

Mr. First Class

I'm sure he had a good reason for "wanting to be the first to get the mail." I've confirmed with Bug that he was not and would not try to escape via the US Postal.