Saturday, March 31, 2007
Mr. Baby Doppelganger
When Bug came into the world he was alone without anyone at all. I could tell you he had 4 brothers, 2 sisters, his father Tyranosaurus Rex, his mother Princess, and a loving family of Russian immigrants, but that would detract from the feelings of pity that I'm trying to create and that Bug would appreciate. Being so alone, it was a relief for Bug to find one friend, FauxDoxie, to show him around and teach this and that.
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Mr. Bug,
Since when did this site go from bug-a-day to bug-a-wheneverthehellifeellikeit?
You've caused enough trouble around this office with your constant lack of attention to detail and whetting your appetite for drama by stirring up office politics/gossip every chance you get. I'm not even going to go into your massive abuse of "sick days" which we all know you're taking to make extra money moonlighting as a model.
Update the site or you will come in one day to find your little bed moved out of the nice office with a window and sitting in a cubicle.
Sincerely,
A disgruntled coworker
Dear Disgruntled,
It is apparent that you have not grasped the stresses and pressures an ordinary Dachshund must surmount on a daily basis. Ensuring security, order and efficiency in both the home and the workplace is a taxing duty. Mainting a weblog on top of that requires a dogged endurance.
Thank you for your patronage; I hope I have managed to sufficiently gruntle you.
Sincerely,
Bug Barley
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