Mr. Sick

Bug is sick right now.



He threw up.

Mr. Trim

Not all Dachshunds are blessed to be in the exquisite shape and form of the Bug. In fact, many Dachshunds are quite fat. More remarkable, however is that Japanese scientists have located one such chunky Dachshund more spoiled, coddled, and fawned over than Bug!

Mr. Bug Mobile

Yeah, Bug does mobile blogging. Ain't no thing. He's world-wide.

Please click the picture to see the tiny blue bug-eyes.

Mr. Upper Management

It takes a lot to be a leader.

Mr. So Sleepy

Dachshund Education, Session 449:

The Dachshund, including the lesser (in size) Baby Dachshund, is a lazy animal. When the Dachshunds owner gets up each morning, between 5 and 7, the Dachshund quickly leaps from bed, eats some food, and even more quickly flies back to the bed for more sleep. Though it would be impossible to conduct a rigorous scientific study of the Dachshund or his sleeping habits, it is estimated that the Dachshund can sleep up to 19 hours per day.

Bug is much too tired for his morning walk.



Yes, all Dachshunds sleep atop down comforters.

Bug Howls at Howling Bug

I'm sorry, what?

Howler Bug

I'm not sure if all of you have seen the Bug truly distressed...

Mr. Bad

Dear Bug-A-Day readers,

I write to you today to announce the potential end of Bug-A-Day. Yes, Bug has threatened to shutdown this site, "and all the rest of the websites on the Internet," unless I start writing more truthfully about Dachshunds and baby Dachshunds. Apparently word got around that I was occasionally alluding to the fact* that Bug is a bad Dachshund and was a bad baby Dachshund during his youth. Bug says his sources even reported hearing that he was mischievous and "devily".

Well, from now on i'll be posting only the truth about Dachshunds. You'll have to infer what you will from the pictures.



*no longer a fact

Mr. Manager

Now there's one thing we know for sure, and that's that Alex would not do her work were it not for Bug's watchful eye (see the eye further below).



...it also just happens that there is a soft bed in the sun right where Bug has found the ideal oversight vantage point.



By the way, and this is really just a word of caution to Dachshund owners, have any of you ever accidentally washed your Dachshund with the colors instead of the darks?