Mr. Smush Head

I thought it'd be helpful for all to know how Dachshunds navigate the city in cold weather. The Dachshund wraps himself in a warm blanket, loads himself into a canvas bag, smashes his periscope out the top of the bag, and calls out directions to his "carrier." The ears also help with navigation.

Mr. FullyPassedOutInTheCanvasBag

And, when Bug's not busy being lazy, ...

Mr. Schleepy

Let's face it: we will never fathom the depths of exhaustion a Dachshund must face; we can only begin to grasp many toils and tasks involved in pursuing the Dachshund maxim, "safety, order, efficiency."

Mr. Take-Out

I'll have one Bug to go, please.